New market for UMPCs
General consensus may be that paparazzi are bottom feeders, but everyone is entitled to a tip on how technology can increase productivity at work.

Guys, wouldn’t a UMPC be better? Mobility, portability, entertainment: it’s got everything. It’s lightweight, too, so it won’t weigh you down when you’re chasing people. You’ve already got that honking camera ar0und your neck! Think of the classic picture you could get while the other guy is running down the street, still fumbling with that big old laptop and big old laptop bag.
A UMPC would slip really easily into and out of your trenchcoat pockets, too, giving you immediate access to everything you need, when you need it. (Now, I don’t know if you have a trenchcoat, but at the risk of being politically incorrect, it seems like appropriate attire for stalking. And I just think that if you’re gonna play the part, you need to dress it, too.)
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