Unfortunately, as you all know, there can only be two winners. I used a random number generator to select both of them (one from the joke entries, one from the review comment entries), so if you didn't get picked—and most of you didn't—please blame random.org's ability to provide true random numbers and don't boycott G&E.
Now that I've said that, let's get on with it.
And the winners are . . .
Congratulations, evowolf and Bern! You've both won an OtterBox Commuter Series Case for your HTC EVO 4G courtesy of OtterBox and G&E. Look for an email from me with directions on how to claim your prize.
Thanks for playing, everyone. This won't be the last contest/giveaway at G&E, so there will be more opportunities to try to win something in the future.
Huge thanks to OtterBox for providing the cases.