Sh*t Android Fanatics Say

OK, OK – I’m a huge Android fanatic myself. But still, it’s always amusing to make fun of oneself every now and then. And it’s also a good idea to take a step back and realize how one sounds when one is spouting off again about something.

There are lots of “Sh*t People Say” videos out there, but this has got to be one of my favorites. Yes, I admittedly do see myself in parts of this video – but I just hope that I don’t sound nearly as annoying as the dude here.

Some of my favorite lines:

  • “How did you even get here using Apple Maps?”
  • (whispering) “Why is your screen so small?”
  • (in bed, whispering to his lover) “Let me root your phone.”
  • “It’s not copying if it’s better!”
  • “CUST-O-MIZ-ABLE”
  • “What are your specs?”
  • (about an Apple fan magazine) “Even the magazine is twice the price!”
  • “Oh, shame … pity it’s not a standard micro-USB cable.”

What are some of your favorite moments? Would you add anything to the video?

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John F

John was the editor-in-chief at Pocketables. His articles generally focus on all things Google, including Chrome and Android, although his love of new gadgets and technology doesn't stop there. His current arsenal includes the Nexus 6 by Motorola, the 2013 Nexus 7 by ASUS, the Nexus 9 by HTC, the LG G Watch, and the Chromebook Pixel, among others.

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